Houston

San Francisco’s MUNI has nothing on Houston’s light rail.

If this was ever built in the city, those fountains would be delayed by 50 minutes or maybe just shoot urine into the air, a fine yellow mist that says, “Welcome.”

Hmm, no wonder we don’t have this.

I’m in Houston for the Dad 2.0 conference, and I’m actually speaking with people. Real people.

So far I’ve only skipped out once for a steakhouse and a book.

We’ll see how tonight goes ….