Behind the scenes of a family craft book giveaway!

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Before I get to the Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects book giveaway — details below! — I wanted to quickly take you behind the scenes into the making of a chapter.

One of the absolute coolest things I will ever do with my whole entire life is making this book with my daughter.

It also turned out to be on the most challenging things. You know what they say: Never work with animals or kids, especially those who get hangry like their father.

For the “flying shirt” craft project, I had an idea for a photo shoot. Something all super hero-y against a cityscape.

Emme had her … own ideas.

We got to the top of Twin Peaks in San Francisco and she immediately picked up a stick.

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This will be my super hero weapon, she said. I want you to get a really good picture of the stick, OK. It’s key.

But wait, I said, the photo should be about the shirt, right? Not the stick.

It’s not a stick. It’s a light … saver.

Look, I’ll get a picture of your … light saver. Then I’ll get a photo of the shirt, deal?

But which one will we use in the book?

Well the shirt of course!

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I disagree with your artistic vision, father.

Fine, fine. Just stand over here for a second and give me a good super hero pose. Something that says, I can save the day!

Do you mean like this?

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Yes.

Yes that is exactly it.

Eventually we found a shot we both liked and then we went about banging swords for a bit, busting all the bad guys. It was a great day.

Some miracle collision of luck and planets and who knows what else occurred and this is how Emme and I get to spend part of our time together: working on cool crafts and turning them into chapters of books for all to enjoy. I hope every reader of the book has this much fun. Because that’s what it’s all about.

Now … onward to the giveaway!

Dad’s Book is officially out this Saturday, although the publisher said it might start appearing in stores as soon as today. As my editor politely put it: “You’re not Ted Kennedy or J.K. Rowling, you freaking idiot. It’s not like they’re going to hide first editions until midnight for this.” Or something like that. He might have also said I was his favorite.

To win an free copy, all you have to do is leave a comment below and/or share this post on Facebook. Please tag me so I know who shared. Each comment or share will be taken in order and then I’ll use that fancy Internet randomizer to select a winner Thursday at 8 p.m. PST.

Reader Craft: Beta Dad takes on the modern silhouettes

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One of my favorite blogs — Beta Dad — took on the silhouette project from Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects for a special Mother’s Day present.

The process? Hilarious.

The results? Amazing.

Now, Andy is no slouch when it comes to crafting. He built tricycles for his kids from scratch. So I’m honored he would say such nice things about the project and the book. Thank you!

You’ll also notice he texted me to help figure out a conundrum. Until I get the craft page of this site up and running — a place where I will hopefully be able to answer all manner of questions — please feel free to reach out to me on Facebook and I’ll help any way I can. Seriously. Any time.

Crafting rocks. We should do it more and help each other out.

And speaking of amazing blogs …

These dads have crazy crafting skills.

Check out the early reviews of Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects below!

Dadapalooza — “His book is really great– it features over 30 Do It Yourself, build it with your kids projects of all stripes, sizes, and levels of difficulties.  From making goo slime in your kitchen to popsicle stick bridges in the kids room to a rope swing or a fruit crate scooter for outdoors – this book really does have a variety of projects to try.”

8bitdad — “The best thing about Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects is that no matter your handiness level, no matter whether you’re more at-home in a workshop, garden, art studio or a kitchen, there’s something for everyone – and even the difficult projects are presented in a way that isn’t terribly daunting.”

DadScribe — “I like to think part of what Mike’s book is about is branching out, adventuring, learning with your kids and, ultimately, having fun.” Exactly yes! Go check out those Star Wars crayons!

Dad on the Run — “The book contains over 25 projects and is going to provide us with years of things to do on a rainy day and great things to build while I teach J Bean and Link how to be “handy” (I’m glad for the help, because I’m honestly not that handy of a guy). Personally, I’m looking forward to making an Ol’ Fashioned Crate Scooter and J Bean says we should definitely put the low tech homemade ice-cream on the list!” You need to head over there now to see the cuteness overload.

Dos Bad Dads — “Mike’s first book is badass. Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects is exactly that — a collection of craft projects that aren’t cutesy. No memory books here. He’ll show you how to make a seesaw. Circus stilts. A terrarium. A scooter. A cape shirt. Holy shit, a sweeeeet cape shirt.”

Photo: Beta Dad

I Just Want to Pee Alone … BUY it!

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Dana and I were so excited to go to Disneyland and experience the same nostalgic Fantasyland rides with Emme that we remembered as children.

Then we rode them.

After just three minutes on a Snow White Ride into Hell, Emme was scarred not just for the day but for life.

“Will witches … always jump out at us?”

Happiest Place indeed.

From that moment on, if we didn’t want to just spend the rest of the day at the hotel pool, we had to beg and plead and coax her to do everything.

“Look, it’s just a bathroom, OK? You’ve been in bathrooms thousands of times!”

She poked her head around the door, her fingers glued to the trim.

“Are there … witches?

We probably should have just gone back to the pool. But we didn’t spend 5 million dollars to just go back to the hotel. We were going to enjoy this day god damn it. We were going to enjoy this day so hard!

The memory of our horrible parenting and forced day of bubbly joy came flooding back when I read Karen Alpert‘s essay in “I Just Want to Pee Alone” — a perfect anthology on parenthood from a collection of self-styled “kick ass mom bloggers.”

In “I Love Disney World,” Alpert relates the experience of taking her 3-year-old on the Peter Pan ride — a moment that exactly mirrored our own first-time-at-Disney experience.

“So first you’re flying through this dark room, and then you’re flying through this darker room, and then you’re flying through a room that’s pitch black and there’s a crocodile eating a man, and then your three-and-a-half year old is shitting her pants and screaming at the top of her lungs. Well, that was a good way to start the day.”

This essay alone is worth the purchase price. You’ll be in stitches.

But the great thing about this little gem of a book is how many other experiences are captured so perfectly, whether it’s the death of a family member, a medical scare, car pool shame, pregnancy massages — you name it.

It’s a grand gift to read something you’ve lived through and feel, finally, that you’re not alone, that someone understands. That’s the appeal of this book, which features nearly 40 pitch-perfect essays and reads almost as if you’re listening to a cool older sister or that older cousin who manages to somehow avoid trouble. You want to spend some serious time with the great majority of these stories.

I laughed out loud at Kim Bongiorno‘s account of pregnancy massage, not necessarily because I can relate to the experience, but because the essay broadens into an account of how difficult it can be for parents to spoil themselves, even when they desperately need it, and also stop touching me! It’s hilarious and worth it.

Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat manages to make cancer and pregnancy scares something that’s OK to laugh about, and I’m positive everyone knows a loved one who can appreciate that.

Susan McLean’s account of her labor and post-labor difficulties is almost brutally honest but incredibly brave — the kind of essay every parent wishes they had read before delivery and the essay every expecting parent should read in preparation. Oh yes, we all have plans. And then we have children.

I think of Meredith Spidel (Mom of the Year blog) and her touching yet hilarious essay on the death of her mom — the whole family gathered around, checking her breath and her pulse and wondering if she has, in fact, passed away. A lesser writer wouldn’t be able to get away with what comes next — folding laundry on the death bed — but somehow it just feels natural, like something a family would do. I can just imagine that anyone who has been through this would read this essay as if being wrapped in the hug of a good friend.

The list just goes on and on.

If you’re looking for a last-minute Mother’s Day gift, I highly recommend “I Just Want to Pee Alone.” Dads, moms, grandparents, anybody: You will be hard pressed to find a story you can’t relate to. I can see why it’s taking Amazon by storm.

Note: I received a free review copy of this book and will always feel grateful for the chance to read it. Special thanks go to the gifted writers behind these wonderful blogs:

People I want to Punch in the Throat

Insane in the Mom Brain

The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva

Baby Sideburns

Rants From Mommyland

You Know it Happens at Your House Too

The Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess

My Life and Kids

Bad Parenting Moments

Let Me Start By Saying

Frugalista Blog

Suburban Snapshots

Ninja Mom

Four Plus an Angel

Honest Mom

Binkies and Briefcases

Naps Happen

Kelley’s Break Room

Toulouse & Tonic

HouseTalkN

Hollow Tree Ventures

The Fordeville Diaries

Snarkfest

Mom’s New Stage

Nurse Mommy Laughs

The Dose of Reality

The Mom of the Year

Life on Peanut Layne

Momaical

Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine

Confessions of a Cornfed Girl

I Love Them Most When They’re Sleeping

Random Handprints

RachRiot

You’re My Favorite Today

Funny is Family

My Real Life